Brown Nosing

Whenever I get out of bed before Raj, I throw Boba in bed with him to wake him up. She attacks him/licks him/scratches him, like an effective alarm clock. Friday morning I threw her on him and he screamed (louder than usual)-- he thought his face smelled like Boba shit. He was whining that he smelled and asked me to check, so I took a quick glance and nothing stood out on his brown skin. He continued to complain as Boba wandered around the bed. I looked at his face again and saw Boba poop smeared on his nose--GROSS!! She must have stepped on it while in her cage. Two days later and Raj still hasn't washed his face, the stench...